So my friend Phil and I have been working through the
Master class episodes of Writing Excuses, which is a series of fifteen minute podcasts designed to cover the essential elements of what it takes to be a good genre fiction writer. Each week includes a specific writing prompt that connects to that week's topic.
Today I want to share my homework from
Episode 6, where the prompt was to take a recent gaming experience where you lost and use the thought process behind that experience to inspire the elements of a story. I ended up with a piece that sounds almost like a transcript from someone's most recent D&D campaign. It's somewhat lighthearted, and I liked the way it turned out. I hope you do too. And at just over 1,000 words, it's a pretty quick read.
The
Sphinx’s Game
The beautiful ruby clutched in the hands of the
jackal-headed statue made a stark contrast to the gigantic leonine figure whose
sharp claws were, at that moment, shredding apart the remains of Bard and
stuffing chunks of his corpse into the mouth of her shockingly beautiful face.
“Guess
that wasn’t the right answer,” was the best I could come up with at that
moment. “Any ideas, Wizard?”
My
companion, robed in robes so purple they appeared black, had pulled out a musty
tome from his pack and was quickly scanning the pages. “There’s got to be
answer in ones of these books. Make yourself useful Rogue and help me look.”
I
shook my head, but she didn’t even notice, engrossed as she was. I doubt this
monstrosity would ask a question whose answer could be found in one of Wizard’s
books, but I’d been wrong about such things before.
“We’re
wasting our time,” Warrior complained, his greatsword gripped in both hands.
“Bard may be dead, but we can still fell this beast. With the reward for that
ruby, we can probably even afford a resurrection
spell once we get back into town. What we need to do is come up with a
plan.”
At
that moment, the large creature finished her meal and simply sat back on her
haunches, her crystal blue eyes staring back at us coolly.
“Let’s
listen to the riddle one more time. Maybe the Divine will reveal something to
me,” Cleric suggested. Without waiting for reply, he began approaching the
magnificent beast.
“Perfect!
Cleric is the distraction, Rogue. When he gets close, strike from behind, and
then I’ll draw her attacks. We can do this, but we’ve got to work together!”
I
glanced at Warrior, but shook my head. “You’re all crazy. Everyone knows that
the best way to win is to cheat. And if you can’t cheat, you change the game
entirely.”
“Will
you two shut up!” Wizard shouted. “I’m trying to concentrate!”
And
with that I dashed away, hugging the walls of the large cavern, hoping my cloak
and hood might disguise my approach. Near the ruby, the monstrosity had just
finished reciting her damned riddle again, but it seemed only Cleric had really
been listening. She bowed before it, then slowly backed away towards where
Warrior and Wizard were arguing.
I
reached the back of the cavern, and best I could tell the creature hadn’t
noticed my approach. I slowly crept forward, thinking perhaps I could grab the
gem and escape unseen. But all such hopes were dashed as the creature’s
feminine head turned towards me and placed her two paws between me and the
ruby. So much for that approach. Guess it was time to improvise.
I
threw back my hood and raised my hands, hoping the creature would interpret the
gesture as meaning I was no threat. It was quite innerving to see her blonde
hair, blue eyes, and perfect skin atop the body of an enormous lion, and the
wings that soared above her only made her all the more intimidating. But I put
on my most winsome smile and approached.
“Such
beauty is unexpected in a place such as this. Might this poor mortal hear the
sound of your name, beautiful one?”
The
creature licked its teeth, and for a moment I feared it would attack. But then
it replied, “I am Sphinx. You are either an intruder, or perhaps, a welcome
guest. Have you an answer to my riddle?”
“Sphinx?
Such a name hardly befits one such as magnificent as you. One who is so wise,
so beautiful, so fierce, and so strong. Tell me, madam, who has imprisoned you
in this dark place? Surely you are not here on your own will. Would not the
rugged peaks or the verdant forest be so much more to your liking?”
Her
face softened into a smile, and I swear to the Divine that I heard her purr
before she replied, “You are well spoken for a human. Such fair words for such
a small creature. I might ask the same of you. Why have you come to these
depths?”
“Great
Sphinx, you must know that those who live above crave such trinkets as the ruby
that stands before you. While I have no need of such frippery, alas I bound by
my pledge to bring it back to the surface. But one such as you surely has no
need for such a trinket. You are far more wondrous than any dirty stone.”
“Little
human, you think I shall simply give it to you in exchange for your kind words?
I am not so easily charmed.”
I
gulped. “Of course not, magnificent one. Instead…instead I offer my companions.
They are the ones that have forced me against my will to intrude upon you. Do
with them what you will. Allow me to take this ruby, and if they cannot answer
your riddle, do with them as you will. I only ask that you spare your humble
servant.”
I
glanced back at them. Warrior and Cleric were closer than I thought, and
Cleric’s eyes were wide. Maybe I hadn’t been as quiet with my words as I should
have been. Wizard was now seated on the ground, a pile of books around him. He
tossed another one aside and picked another one up, seemingly at random.
“You
amuse me, human. It has been a long time since I have enjoyed another’s
company. You are certain, however, that you do not instead wish to answer my
riddle?”
“I
am unworthy, Sphinx. For surely there are none who are as wise as you.”
She
smiled, and then her paw whipped out at me, knocking me off my feet and pinning
me to the ground. “Adventurers,” she
said. “Have you an answer to my riddle?”
They
made no reply.
Finally,
she continued, “Then I propose a new bargain. Your friend here has decided to
stay with me. In exchange for his service, I offer you the ruby you seek. Take
it and be gone.”
My
three companions glanced at each other. Cleric shook her head, but Warrior just
shrugged. Wizard quickly stowed his books, then approached. He slowly walked up
to the statue and removed the gem. He bowed to the creature and then glanced at
me.
“Flattery
works on dragons, Rogue. Not on a sphinx.”
With
that he turned and walked away. All too soon I was alone with this monster.
“Now,”
Sphinx said, releasing me from her grip with a wicked smile. “Let us talk.”